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So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

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The location of common rooms

  • Gryffindor:

    Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!

  • Hufflepuff:

    But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...

  • Gryffindor:

    TOWER!

  • Hufflepuff:

    Oh, for the love of...

  • Slytherin:

    I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!

  • Hufflepuff:

    But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...

  • Slytherin:

    Super. Secret. Lair.

  • Hufflepuff:

    Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?

  • Ravenclaw:

    Tower.

  • Hufflepuff:

    But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...

  • Ravenclaw:

    Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.

  • Hufflepuff:

    Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?

  • Gryffindor:

    GOING DOWN ROWENA!

  • Slytherin:

    Underground is better.

  • Hufflepuff:

    For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.

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