This is the best thing ever.
(Source: eqalogic)
Tracks
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
reasons not to kill yourself
- chicken tender
- the billionth number of pi is 9
- it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
- sponges feel cool
- highdeas.com
- joe biden
- the letter Q
- dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
My hamster needs more time on the wheel
gnawing at the wool over my eyes: Mermaids Do Not Exist
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?” The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
“Dear people,
Whales are always…
That was best response. It also made me lawl.
THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT NICE
(Source: Karren Hallion Illustration)
