May 2013
spadesslick:
pimposaur:
reasons not to kill yourself
chicken tender
the billionth number of pi is 9
it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
sponges feel cool
highdeas.com
joe biden
the letter Q
dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
gnawing at the wool over my eyes: Mermaids Do Not... →
a-wolf-among-the-sheep:
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?” The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
“Dear people,
Whales are always…
Watchelphabulous:
justhangingout:
uswntforever:
Ever wonder what goes on inside the U.S. women’s locker room before a match? Abby Wambach, Alex Morgan, Megan Rapinoe and Christie Rampone give us a taste.
LOL at Pinoe and Morgs.
Hahaha yes!
o captain my captain :*)
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times
That...
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Phosphenes & Stardust: Abercrombie & Fitch Ads... →
phosphenes-and-stardust:
Jes wrote a letter to Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries regarding his recent comments and included these stunning photographs of herself posing with a more typical Abercrombie-type male model.
“The only thing you’ve done through your comments (about thin being beautiful and only…
feed-me-acid:
IT’S BACK. ITS OFFICIALLY BACK. THE ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT PLAYS THE TETRIS SONG IS BACK!
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
post-elevator-us:
edgeofboring:
pepsicock:
purplepanda1999:
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
Roll & rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all...
peegan:
i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”
wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Watchsomebodyl0vesyouxox:
babyminaj:
every time i see someone reblog this i lose so much respect for myself omfg
god bless
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
the-stench-of-that-impala:
I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
peregrin-fool-of-a-took:
221bec:
“so how’s your fandom doing?”
it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.
wvolf:
I’m a fucking princess I don’t need your shit
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
iamtonysexual:
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
